Shirt: Chemical People - Cereal Stars
Brand: Hanes Heavyweight
Source: I had been searching out this shirt for a long time. i have a version already where some muscled cut the sleeves off which i still held on to. held on in hopes that one day i would find an unscathed version and a few weeks ago was that day. A very generous reader of my blog donated this to me and i am extremely grateful. There is something about the latch key skid in me that no only loved Saturday mornings but also since my mother was never home or cooking i would eat giant bowls of cereal. and by giant i mean half the box in a salad bowl giant. i celebrated all three of these creaks depicted here, in fact almost all cartoon cereals that existed with the exception of the Capt. I made that motherfucker walk the plank cause every time i ate his god dam tasty crunch berries the inside of my mouth would be shredded for days i still don’t know how people eat it to this day. I can safely say as a kid i would rid emu bike up to the corner Raleys and pick out boxes and those were my meals for the week. i was a big fan of the fad cereals like the movie tie ins or the Pac Man or Donkey Kong cereals. you had to snatch them up while you could cause you knew in a few weeks they would be long gone.
I ate these… they sucked well they reelected t
he personality of C3PO so perhaps it was spot on. if you ask me i would have taken some Han Solo O’s in heartbeat over this bad marketing Idea.
These were great but lets be honest it was just Lucky charms.
These i vaguely remember like i think they were out for a week and then gone. they sucked anyways. but i never ate them after midnight, and who trusts a cereal made by a dog food company anyways
again another great movie but i wish they put more into the cereal. i feel like there is a reason Ralston went out of the cereal game. they thought we were suckers. we wouldn’t know , they were not like Post or GM who were in it for the long haul. Ralston was just in it for the quick buck
somehow i missed the boat completely on Bill and Ted cereal but i bet it was anything but Excellent.
This shit tasted like Donkey Crap. fuck as i write this i realize that Ralston just cornered the market on niche cereals. i really wish i had collected these growing up but i am positive that at some point i would have been hungry and gave in and ate them. like right now i would drive my left nut for a box of Smurf Berry Crunch.
that stuff was the JAMMMM. I used to eat it and think it was surf poos.
i think the most vivid memory i have of these horrible cereals is once buying a box of this Mr.T Cereal.
I ate the entire box in one sitting and a few hours later i experienced a literal Neon Green poo. I was freaked out, too scared to tell anyone, no internet to search. so i kept this secret all to myself for many many years. I pity the fool who eats an entire box in one sitting. man.
So yeah its safe to say i love cereal which is why i am so fond of this chrisshary design. it just incorporates and fuses together all those things that make me smile. my only question was did davenaz ask to be the Trix Rabbit? cause its kind of a spot on cereal animal for him.